Day 14: bRUNch

Bottomless coffee, the two sweetest words in the English language

Ah, Sunday, a day of rest. Well, everyday is like Sunday. As the title suggests, my activity for the day can be summarized in two words: brunch and run.

The idea for brunch (i.e. having a lazy morning breakfast) was slowly “incepted” through passing by a number of restaurants advertising brunch as well as all the cafe/bakeries. On Saturday night, I did a bit of research in Naver Maps to see what I could find. I’m really liking Naver Maps because it usually pulls up a menu when you click on a restaurant. Although it is funny, how all my apps follow my phone settings to default into Chinese, meaning I have to search for locations in Korean, but they are translated into Chinese for display. Anyways, a place called “Travel Maker” American breakfast fit the bill of order.

I spent most of the afternoon plugging away at the Korean studies. My vocabulary is growing by leaps and bounds, my reading is speeding up, and I’ve got enough grammar under the belt to form interesting sentences. However, I’m super weak in listening and practical communication.

Late afternoon, I laced up my running shoes and headed out into the cold gray for a jog. I brought a jogger’s bag with me, hoping to swing by that supermarket at the World Cup Stadium for another affordable and healthy salad-based dinner. However, for some stupid reason, the supermarket was closed. That did give me the opportunity to check out the other box store market on the other side of the street. There was a whole farmer’s market in the giant hanger that also housed some sort of discount warehouse store (like a Costco). I was surprised that vegetable prices in the farmer’s market weren’t really any lower than the various neighborhood marts. Fruits and veggies are so expensive here. Apples start are 2 dollars each, a small head of broccoli is a dollar, even kimchi starts at 3-4 dollars (which is strange considering most restaurants give you unlimited kimchi for free). The discount wholesale market didn’t have ready mixed salads, which is just as well, since I couldn’t quite figure out if the store was membership-based or not.

After that short diversion, I finished my jog heading back to the hostel, totaling a new record of over 8 km. (I’m thinking I might need to start tracking total mileage ran while on this journey). I cleaned up and tried to write, but it was a bit distracting in the hostel with some very talkative people around.

I was pretty hungry, so I figured I’d just grab some cheap-ish Korean food, but the place I had in mind rests on Sundays. So did my backup option. I found a little dumpling shop and made do. Hunger sated I was a bit more productive before retiring around 11pm, but tossed and turned for a couple hours before I could finally drift off to sleep.


4 more nights @ hostel244 RMB
American breakfast13,000 W
Dumplings9,000 W
Total: 377 RMB (USD 55.88)

Running Total: 3888 RMB (USD 576)
Daily Average: 277.7 RMB (USD 41)

Day 13: High and Low

Travel log for Saturday February 9

Saturday was another busy day. So busy, in fact, that I am a day behind with my postings.

I passed the morning in the typical manner, studying Chinese and — being Saturday — catching up on the news. News really seems less urgent when it isn’t fresh. Later in the morning, I went out to feed the homeless.

The previous day, I had been invited (not so much “invited” as proactively volunteered) to join a biweekly, church-sponsored charity mission by someone who had previously managed the hostel, but was still living there for the time being. Another long term guest also volunteered (technically she did first and I merely jumped on the bandwagon).

Anyways, we took the metro over to Seoul Station and met up with other volunteers in the upstairs of a homeless center. After some self-introductions and awkward small talk, we unboxed ramen noodle cups, Korean-brand “Yakults,” and choco-pies before hauling everything and a couple of folding tables over to in front of the train station where about 60 people were already lined up for a free lunch.

Homelessness isn’t as visible a problem in Korea as other countries, but it is reportedly quite common for older men to get laid-off by their companies in favor of fresh graduates and fall through the holes in the social safety net.

All the food was distributed in about twenty minutes with quite a few people making multiple passes through the line. There wasn’t much cleanup to do, and we headed back to the Hongdae area to get lunch at a “soup-rice” place, which was very similar to my last night’s dinner, except with pig instead of cow.

After a short rest in the hostel, I suited up to back out into the cold on a mission to get inside that sauna with a swimming pool. Another guest, who had happened to mention wanting to go to a spa, came with me. Though I wouldn’t have minded walking the 3 km to the World Cup Stadium, we took a bus. The sauna was really good (much better than the more famous Dragon Hill in any case) while the jjimjilbang portion was just so-so, as is standard in the Korean style. When I grabbed my swimming accoutrements to head to the swimming pool, I was stopped and told that I had purchased the wrong kind of ticket (sauna only instead of sauna+pool). At least, that is what I gathered from a one-sided conversation in Korean and I certainly don’t know enough to ask if I could just pay the 1,000 won difference. I’ll have to try again the next weekend.

I bought a 5-color salad mix in the giant supermarket also located at the World Cup stadium. I’m now in love with Homeplus and wish it was a bit closer so I could go every day.


Lunch (gukbap)7,000 W
Spaland9,000 W
Salad3,990 W
Total: 19,990 W
(121 RMB)
(USD 18)

Running Total: 3511 RMB (USD 520.5)
Daily Average: 270 RMB (USD 40)

Day 12: City Hall

Strange how there is an empty patch in the heart of Seoul.

Rather than stay in Hongdae, I decided to get out for the day on a walking tour suggested by a hostel copy of a Lonely Planet. I still had some hours in the morning to chill out while waiting out the rush hour, though the subway was still very crowded at 11 am.

I started at City Hall, which as far as I am concerned is just the name of a subway stop. The library next door is a far more impressive building. I set out west going around the outside of the Deoksugung Palace, stumbling upon the Seoul Museum of Art (SeMA) within a few hundred meters. Since it was free admission, dropped my bag in a locker and took a leisurely stroll through the three floors of galleries. One and half floors were dedicated to the art scene of New York’s East Village, an interesting choice to be sure, but I was more engaged by the local artists in the more permanent exhibitions.

Since it was well past noon at that point, I continued on my way but with an eye peeled for a lunch spot. The whole area is quite historic, having been home to foreign legations in the 19th century and still hosting some modern embassies and churches. There were a few side detours before I found a suitable restaurant serving a traditional set meal consisting of soup, rice, and several little dishes.

A balanced diet

Continuing on, I skipped the Seoul Police Museum (which, if anything like the Beijing Police Museum, would be quite interesting), and went to a park which is also the site of another palace–Gyeonghuigung. The palace was pretty basic, which explains why it is free to enter and not even on Seoul’s top 10 palaces list, but it was nicely framed in front of a mountain.

Hardly a soul in sight

Next to the park/palace is the Seoul History Museum which covers a lot of the same ground as the National Museum or the Museum of Contemporary History. But, it was free and worth a visit for the panoramic map of Seoul.

I had carried my laptop around all day expecting to end up in a cafe at some point, but I was getting tired, so I headed back to Hongdae afterwards. Between the subway and the hostel, I stopped at a cell phone shop to buy a prepaid SIM card. I’m not sure it is actually necessary because I had been getting along fine with Wi-Fi, but it is probably better to be on the safe side. If I actually use all 1.5 GB, I’ll be paying a tenth of what China Telecom would charge me for roaming.

Towards dinner time, I was feeling quite hungry, so I took the time to do a little internet research before heading out again. I picked a well-rated chain specializing in a white beef soup. I’m starting to understand why so many dishes in Korea are served in boiling cauldrons. It makes the winter that much easier to get through.


Lunch (baekban)5,000 W
SIM Card20,000 W
Oxbone soup 15,000 W
Soju and snack3,700 W
Total:43,700 W
(264 RMB)
(USD 39)

Running Total: 3390 RMB (USD 502)
Daily Average: 282.5 RMB (USD 41.88)

Day 11: Winter Strikes Back

Though we had a couple relatively warm days in a row (8 degrees C as the high being considered temperate), a cold front blew in from Siberia giving us lows in the negative teens. Despite this, I took “baby steps” to get away from being too sedentary by venturing further afield in search of my lunch and dinner.

Bulgogi and Udon

The Hongdae area is quite strange. The subway line runs under the main boulevard with the university to the east. The streets and alleys between the boulevard and the university are full of shops, restaurants, and pubs. The Han river is not too far to the south, splitting Seoul in two north and south parts, while train tracks just to the north make up a northern boundary. The modern tracks are elevated and only form a metaphorical dividing line, while the old tracks have been converted into a park that is extremely popular among dog owners. The park, at least on the end closest to the boulevard is also host to a cluster fashionable eateries, as are the first street or two west of the boulevard. However, beyond the first line of conveniences, the neighborhood quickly and dramatically becomes fully residential, apartment buildings and driveways.

Anyways, in the early afternoon, I took my third consecutive run, accompanied this time with Alexis. After showering, I decamped to a nearby cafe for an Americano.

In the evening, I braced myself against the cold looking for some street food, or something light, as I wasn’t too hungry. All I could find was a woman selling those fish-shaped cakes (which I went back to later to buy), so I settled on a cheap little restaurant and a steaming bowl of kimchi stew.

One fish, two fish, red bean fish, de-lish

Back in the hostel, as the temperature dropped outside, upstairs guests began complaining about the cold. I had also noticed a huge difference in temperatures between the floors. Whereas my room had a tendency to be stiflingly hot, it was now like a refrigerator. The hostel staff got on the phone with the boss to inquire about the heating situation and started pulling out extra blankets and space heaters. Upon retiring for the night, I discovered the the outer set (e.g. the insulated set) of windows in my room had been left wide open, possibly for two or more days, and no one had noticed because the inside set of windows were shut. I woke up the next day in a pool of sweat, so, problem solved.


Lunch (Bulgogi & Udon Set)7000 W
Coffee3500 W
Dinner (Kimchi Stew)5000 W
Snacks (Fish x62000 W
Total:17500 W
(105 RMB)
(USD 15.7)

Running Total: 3126 RMB (USD 463.5)
Daily Average: 284 RMB (USD 42)


Day 10: Runner’s Delight

Gonna fly this coop

I’m starting to feel pangs of guilt for how little I am doing per day. Granted, I am completely obsessed with learning Korean at this point, spending close to four hours a day between textbooks, Duolingo, TTMIK, and a couple of apps, but it is the feeling that I am in the hostel all the time. It’s become a comfortable routine studying most of the morning over a couple cups of coffee, and hanging out the rest of the day. Despite all the studying, I am not using Korean beyond “hello,” “thanks,” and reading the name of a dish of a menu. My small victory for the day was asking the cashier at a convenience store how much an unmarked salad cost.

I made plans to go for a run with the French guy working at the hostel in the early afternoon, but the bosses suddenly showed up to do some spring cleaning. While waiting around to see if he’d be free, I busted out my external hard drive for another guest who had been randomly searching YouTube for movies, and I ended up getting sucked into watching a whole movie in the afternoon.

After the movie, I headed out on my own for the jog, doing a lap around the World Cup stadium while checking out a swimming pool I found on the map. It was part of some sort of “Spa Land,” and I ended up more confused as to the pricing when I could only make out half the signage: sauna, gym, weekday, holiday, swimming pool, jjimjilbang, monthly membership. It got even worse at a separate entrance for the gym section, where I attempted to talk to someone and got the info sheet on various membership levels.

Back at the hostel, “Beethoven” had been busy transferring movies to his computer and decided to make a Harry Potter marathon. I grabbed some fried chicken takeout and made it about 20 minutes into “Prisoner” before I called it the night.


Salad + Salad6300 W
Fried Chicken (boneless w/ sauce)12000 W
Beer4900 W
Total: 23200 W
(140 RMB)
(USD 20.75)

Running Total: 3020 RMB (USD 447.80)
Daily Average: 302 RMB (USD 44.78)

Day 9: New Years

Better than instant ramen

The lunar new year started well. By not drinking on the eve, I was up bright and early and hangover free. After drinking a couple cups of coffee, I went out to see if I could get some food. In Korea, it is traditional to start the New Year with a bowl of “sliced rice cake soup” (떡국, “tteokguk”) because it represents long life or something like that. It’s interesting that the rice cakes are also (sometimes) a part of the new year celebration in China, where they are called nian2gao1 (年糕, literally “Year Cake”). The place I had had lunch the day before had it on their menu, so I thought I’d try my luck if they were trying to capitalize on tradition in the morning. Luckily for me, the convenient store had a pack I could cook on my own.

I puttered about the hostel until the mid-afternoon when I went on a long-ish (long for someone out of shape) jog of 7 km. There are running tracks along all the waterways in Seoul and often with clusters of exercise equipment. By passing through a small park on the way to the nearest tributary, I only have to go through two stop lights, so I’m going to do as much running as I can.

I showered, dressed, and chilled until the evening when I had made plans with two Norwegian guests to go for the bbq pork buffet. They had spread the invitation around, so 7 of us left the hostel to get some food. I had no problem getting a table this time, and we were roasting up mountains of pork belly in no time. We were all down to drink some soju and beer, but the waiter carded us and since a few of us were not carrying ID, we weren’t able to drink at the meal. The irony is that it probably saved us a fair amount of money not paying the restaurant prices and it left more room in the belly for bacon.

Some very satisfied customers

After dinner, we found a karaoke room and sang for about two hours. Though there was a decent selection of English language songs and even some songs in Chinese, I’m going to need to learn a Korean song. We did have some drinks at the karaoke, and picked up some more on the way back to the hostel where we decided to play Monopoly for some reason when it was already close to midnight.


Tteokbuk3500 W
BBQ Buffet11900 W
KTV3600 W
Beer4000 W
Soju & chocolate bars3550 W
Total:26550 W
160 RMB
USD 23.8

Running Total: 2880 RMB (USD 427)
Daily Average: 320 RMB (USD 47.4)

Day 8: CNY Eve in Seoul

Happy Year of the Pig

Despite a relaxing weekend in the boonies, I moved into Seoul proper in search of 热闹 (re4nao5, “hot & noisy”, i.e. bustling). I have a dorm room booked for the entirety of the Spring Festival (as determined by the official holiday in China). The place is more cramped and smelly, but the cheapest accommodation yet. I did discover on my way out of the last guesthouse, that Ctrip was charging me nearly 50% more over what the base rate would be if paying cash. This presents something of a pickle as I don’t want to be overpaying, but so long as I can pay for accommodation from my Chinese bank account, that may be the only way I can ever get my money out of China.

Planning to feast in the evening, I wanted to skip lunch, but after arriving at the hostel, my stomach started growling something fierce. I set out to find some food in the Hongdae neighborhood where I was staying and was surprised to see just how many shops, restaurants, and cafes had paper signs on their windows announcing their closure for a number of days. The lunar new year (새해 “saehae”) is only a single day public holiday in Korea, and I’ve heard conflicting reports as to whether it is a big deal or not.

“Spicy Mixed Noodles,” not spicy, but cold

Like many a hostel in Seoul, the Bird’s Nest is mostly staffed by an assortment of “volunteers” who are friendly enough, but it was difficult to get more than a couple words out of any of the guests. It’s funny how much the vibe of youth hostels varies from country to country.

Towards nightfall, I started researching food options in the area, wanting to do something fairly extravagant, even if I was dining alone. I settled on a pork bbq all-you-can-eat place and headed through the Hongkik University night market strip to reach it. The cluster of lanes with restaurants, bars, food stalls, and street musicians certain check off the box for an exciting atmosphere, though it was hard to tell if the holidays had any affect or if it was a typical Monday night. At the restaurant I asked for a table and was informed that I would have to pay for two portions. I decided to have bbq another night. This conformed with a vague notion I have that anywhere where you are cooking at the table has a two person minimum.

I settled for a Japanese curry house with tonkatsu (a breaded fried pork chop) ordered one notch down from the spiciest available and topped with roasted garlic flakes. I wouldn’t exactly call it settling, though doing Japanese food in Korea to celebrate Chinese New Year is a bit of a stretch. At least I had pork in honor of the Year of the Pig.

Back at the hostel, the common areas were full of people eating, drinking, and playing cards. It was like a completely different hostel than the afternoon. I played cards for a couple hours, stuck to water, and was in bed well before midnight


Lunch (Mixed noodles with miso)5,500 W
Curry Set13,000 W
Hostel (6 nights)367 RMB
Total: 479 RMB
(USD 71)

Running Total: 2720 RMB (USD 403)
Daily Average: 340 RMB (USD 50.4)

Day 6/7: Taking it easy

I would say it was a lazy weekend, but that means I just spent all my time on my phone, in books, and on my computer. I spent two hours on Saturday morning catching up on the news of the week, and I think I will try to enforce a schedule where I only read up on the news once a week (rather than spending 30-60 minutes every morning). Nevertheless, it is disturbing to see Donald Trump on the news broadcasts every time one passes a TV. I obviously can’t understand what is being said, but when it switches from him shaking hands with Kim Jong Un to stock video of nuclear explosions, it leaves one with a lingering doubt of WTF is happening?!

I spent Saturday afternoon in a coffee shop near the subway station (where it is a bit more developed) and had some snacky food on my way back to the guesthouse apartment.

A Hazy Shade of Winter

Sunday was a rainy day so I didn’t even bother going outside. After a productive morning, I took two hours to finish Season 2 of Luke Cage (I know, I’m way behind on TV), and got back to studying. They say you never master a language until you start dreaming in it. I call BS on that. I never dream in Chinese, but I was definitely dreaming in Korean last night. Having spent close to 40 hours in study this past week, I’d be surprised if my brain wasn’t trying to sort itself out.

When I finally wandered out to get some dinner, I looked at all the restaurants in the vicinity, but I wasn’t too hungry and none of them really called to me. Instead, I went to check out a supermarket to see if I could work up an appetite and had a head smacking realization when I saw the ready-to-eat salads in the produce section. I even bought a little bottle of dressing to carry with me so I keep eating fresh greens.

Is it racist to say “Oriental” when describing salad dressing?

I’ve managed to save a lot of money these two days by fully availing myself of cereal and ramen noodles. It also doesn’t hurt that every time I step on the scale in the morning, I’m shocked at how high the number is. I definitely need to make salads an integral part of my diet.


Latte (Holly’s Coffee)4,800 W
Set Meal8,000 W
Total: 12,800 W
Supermarket Salad5,400 W
Grand Total:18,200 W
(110.1 RMB)
(16.3 USD)

Running Total: 2241 RMB (USD 332.34)
Daily Average: 320 RMB (USD 47.47)

I’m expecting my expenses to spike around Chinese New Year, but otherwise the daily average should keep ticking down as I figure out a groove.

Day 5: Moving to the ‘burbs

Modern Korean living room

I thought my Airbnb was in the “suburbs,” but I was wrong. I moved to a guesthouse (also in Incheon) that is practically in the countryside. I mean that quite literally there are fields in between clusters of high rise apartments. I went for a run in the afternoon, but there was no where to go… and it started snowing.

The guesthouse is a converted apartment. It’s quite spacious and the only other guests are a father/daughter pair from Brazil (of Korean descent). Portuguese is a weird language; it often sounds like they are speaking Russian, or French, or something I can’t quite put me finger on.

Nothing exciting to report on the travel front. Spent most of the day working on the website (you may notice that I’ve moved all the Chinese content to a separate subdomain [zh.linguistese.com]).

Good news for the guesthouse is that breakfast (cereal) is included and there is an entire cabinet full of ramen, so I can be extra cheap for a couple of days.


Gimbab (Lunch)6500 W
Guesthouse (3 nights)270 RMB
Total:309.4 RMB
(USD 45.88)

Running Total: 2131 RMB (USD 316)
Daily Average: 426 RMB (USD 63.2)

Day 4: Around Incheon

My Airbnb was a small apartment I would describe as off in the suburbs, but I really can’t tell whether Incheon really has a central part. The city is somewhat shaped like a starfish, and if you include the islands, then its a starfish that just lost a fight to a shark. In any case, it was a comfortable little apartment with heat coming through the floor. I kept expecting the host to show up at some point as I was sleeping in the library, but I never met her.

In the morning I set off to explore, taking a long and not very scenic walk towards the Incheon City Hall and the green strip with the Arts and Music Hall. I bumped into a couple of missionaries on the way and saw a demonstration on the steps of the city hall, both sights I’ve long grown accustomed to not seeing.

Why is Chinatown always on a hill?

There wasn’t much to do around the central strip, so I hopped on the subway to head back towards the area around the port and main train station. More of a historic district, there is a well maintained Chinatown, a Japan town, and lots of monuments to various historic firsts, such as the opening of US-Korea relations in December 1882, or the introduction of Christianity to Korea in April 1885 (by Americans, of course). Being Incheon, a statue of General MacArthur was to be expected, but I found him overshadowed by the memorial to the student volunteer army.

My first order of business in Chinatown was lunch, and Korean style Chinese food is both insanely expensive and strange.

Helter Skelter

On the other side of Chinatown was some sort of “fairy tale village,” where several streets fully decorated the buildings, benches, and sidewalks with imagery from fairy tales (i.e. knock off Disney). I imagine it would be quite bustling in the summer, but there was a stinging wind coming in off the water and I’m not big into selfies.

I wondered over by the Sipo Culture street, which mainly seemed to be an area with an above average density of shops, restaurants, and cafes. I imagine Korea has a per capita coffee shop that would make Howard Schultz proud, and I settled on an indie place with a Chilean theme. Since the espressos were so much cheaper than yesterday’s mainstream chain, I got two to justify my long working stint.

In the evening, I headed to to grab some food in the Sipo International Market, but it was bitter cold and already on the wane. I settled for a “loaf of bread” the shape of a basketball that I felt satisfied the need for 特色 (special-ness) because I got to watch the production process through a window. Flat tortillas were inserted into a kiln to cook, and somehow puff up.


Lunch (Chinatown)7,000 W
Espresso x2 (Cafe de Santiago)5,000 W
Bread Balloon3,000 W
Total:15,000 W
90 RMB
(USD 13.37)

Running Total: 1822 RMB (USD 270.75)
Daily Average: 455.5 RMB (USD 67.69)

Man, I was really hoping spending so little one day would bring down the average more than that. I am starting to worry that my coffee habit is too expensive (never mind the fact that I have 3 bags of coffee with me).
Soju may be a more affordable writing juice.