Returning to Germany

Well, that was a fun month seeing a few countries and a lot of friends, but let’s not forget that my main goal of going to Europe was to gain fluency in German.

Volume 2, Day 57

My one travel hack is to always try to arrange my connections according to the schedules of hostel check-in/checkout while also prioritizing location to minimize the amount of time I have to be lugging my suitcase around. Flixbus has two terminals in Brussels, one of which was a stone’s throw from my hostel, but it made sense–both economically and in terms of departure time–to book the bus leaving from the north train station. Even counting the cost of public transportation, it was a couple euro cheaper, and I was able to stay in the hostel until a few minutes before the 10am checkout time.

With an 11:35 bus departure, I had plenty of time. In an alternate universe where I was traveling light, I would have even considered walking the less than 3 km distance across town, but I certainly got an adventure out of the Brussels subway system. The ticket machines only accepted credit card or coins, and it turns out I was about 40 cents short of 2.10 single ride ticket. So, I hauled my suitcase back up the flight of stairs and up the block to the first fruit seller, where I bought a can of (lemon) Fanta in order to break a 5 euro note.

When I got back to the machine and purchased my ticket (with exact change), I noticed there was a handful of coins in the coin return tray. More than a handful, really. I didn’t count, but there was at least a dozen 5 and 10 cent pieces. In other words, the fates had provided me a way to avoid the little side trip, but I wasn’t paying attention. I felt guilty about pocketing the windfall, so I popped halfway up the stairs and deposited the coins in the paper cup of the beggar who had been sitting there all along, also blissfully ignorant of the old practice of checking public telephones for loose change.

What decade is this?

The subway system was laid out just like a streetcar system, but moved underground with the minimal amount of architecture to keep the roof from caving in. To get from one platform to the other, one simply crossed the tracks at the provided crosswalk, looking both ways down the spacious tunnels.

I alighted at Gare Nord (Fr: north station) and looked around for somewhere to eat an early lunch. The KFC was still serving breakfast, and the other dozen eateries were basically just selling croissants or sandwiches. I wanted something a bit heartier, but by the time I made a full loop, the KFC had already switched over to the lunch menu. I’ve been craving fried chicken for a while, so it was nice to scratch that itch with a box meal. One interesting quirk worthy of some Tarantino dialogue is that you have to buy the sauce separately for something like 20-30 cents for a standard sized packet. It’s so unamerican.

The bus left from just outside the station and it was a fairly uneventful ride. I passed through Liege (for the second time) and I still think it is a spiffy looking train station (with a giant Rubik’s cube in front), but harbor no regrets about otherwise skipping it. After a 20 minute break at a highway rest stop with one of those restaurants that span the highway, the driver asked us to ready our passports for a border control check that ultimately did not exist. For some reason, the driving route detoured through a section of the Netherlands in order to enter Germany instead of just heading due east from Liege.

When I got dropped off in Aachen, it felt like I was in the middle of nowhere, and again I was a 2+ km distance from my destination, exactly on the opposite side of the otherwise small town. I walked two blocks to the west station to catch a RE train to the Hauptbahnhof, from which my hostel was only 50 meters away.

This was my first time staying at an A&O Hostel, an ultracorporate budget chain whose motto is “Travel for All.” It was significantly better than the Generator Hostels. Though they sold snacks and drinks, they didn’t ban outside food and it was more cosmopolitan than a full on party hostel. Of course, I had to pay extra for sheets. I wonder if this is a Germany only thing. I didn’t stay at too many hostels over the last month, but none of them had charged for sheets.

It was a pleasant surprise to find myself in a four bed dorm (when I was expecting 10) with en suite bathroom (including a small foot towel with the shower). The elevator advertised a guest kitchen in the basement, but I found just a locked room. So, I won’t be cooking for myself these days. One other interesting thing about the A&O hostels is that the prices are always changing, as can be seen from the television monitor above the reception. Not just an uptick for the weekend, but a real time adjustment based on occupancy rates (I infer from seeing it change throughout the day).

Having checked in and changed to more comfortable clothing, I headed over to the nearest supermarket — a discount place, but not a brand I am familiar with — to get a bottle of mineral water. I almost cried from joy at the sight of the prices in Germany, so much more affordable than Benelux, France, or England. You seriously can’t beat 19 cents for a 1.5 liter bottle of sparkling mineral water.

After working on my computer for a bit and making a cup of coffee (using the free hot water from the otherwise paid coffee vending machine), I went out to a shopping part of town to look around a bit. I have a bit of shopping to do (deodorant and earphones), but I wanted to do some comparison pricing. At an Aldi Sud, I picked up a salad mix, loaf of bread, and a bottle of balsamic vinegar (to commit to eating more salads), then returned to the hostel to eat my simple meal.

In my dorm, there were two kids from Central Asia (Azerbaijan and Turkmenistan, respectively) who were in German for a monthlong summer program. What was interesting is that we chatted to each other through German. It can be easier, especially if you are not so advanced, to communicate with other non-native speakers, who are more likely to use the canned “standard” textbook phrases.

I settled into my top bunk and picked my entertainment option for the next week or so–I’m finally going to watch “Freaks and Geeks”–and tried to go to bed early. It is definitely late summer, and I am moving south again because the sun was setting around 9pm.


Fanta0.8
Subway ticket2.1
KFC Sampler Box (orig rec, hot wings,
popcorn chicken, chicken fingers)
9.95
Flixbus11.11
Vending machine Espresso2
DB intracity ticket1.8
Hostel (4 nights)424 RMB
(54 EUR)
Sheets3.5
Water0.44
Aldi5.56
Total: 714.6 RMB
(USD 101.5)

Running Total: 21711 RMB (USD 3083.83)
Daily Average: 380.9 RMB (USD 54.10)

Brussels or Bruxelles

Volume 2, Day 55-56

It felt amazing to wake up after a full nights sleep and I enjoyed the quiet morning over a leisurely breakfast and productive work session. As I was packing up to check out before noon (!), the owner mentioned to me that he was also going to Brussels in the afternoon and would be happy to give me a lift. I readily accepted and after moving my luggage out of the dorm, settled down to kill three more hours before out departure.

Since I was partially sure that my next hostel wouldn’t have a kitchen, I made sure to cook a lunch and work on dwindling down the leftover groceries (pasta, olives, pesto). I have started working on a project, and it is occupying more and more of my mental bandwidth. It’s a good thing I am heading to Germany soon, where I can shift gears to less active tourism.

It was finally time to go, and I was surprised to discover that my ride was an orange Ford pickup truck. You certainly don’t see many of those around Europe! The hostel owner is a pretty interesting guy. He’s been in the business for ten years and despite being caught up in the daily stresses still manages to convey the laid back vibe of The Dude. It didn’t take long to reach Brussels, but the traffic in the capital city was nightmarish. Rather than just dropping me anywhere, I was very kindly delivered to the location of my hostel, near the Midi Gare.

The neighborhoods around train stations tend to be rather colorful and this was no exception. I’m just going to call it little Morocco without any substantial basis. One street radiating out from the train station housed a carnival that stretched at least a mile in the narrow median. Some rides swooped out over the roadway and I wouldn’t be surprised if an extra tall bus or truck lost some paint from the roof.

I never bothered crossing the street to walk up or down the carnival

My hostel was cheap and clean, but fairly characterless. After checking in at the lobby/cafe, I went around the corner to the entrance of the hostel and up two flights of stairs. The dorm room was spacious and had a fairly immaculate en suite bathroom. The open windows caught the breeze and kept the air fresh and cool. There was a guy from Brazil chilling on one bed with his smartphone and I chatted briefly with a Welsh guy who came in a little later. I regret choosing a lower bunk because there wasn’t much headspace.

Since the weather was fine and I had hours of sunlight remaining, I decided to explore a bit of Brussels and start crossing off tourist attractions. The first stop was Mannekin Pis, small fountain of a little boy peeing. There is a famous story of a town celebrating a recent victory in battle, but the enemies secretly put a bomb under the city hall. A little boy discovers it and uses his urine to put out the fuse. I read it in a Chinese textbook and having not actually paid attention to the where and when, had been keeping my eyes open for the statue commemorating the event. Et voila.

Mannekin Pis

The fountain is just south of the Grand Plac (Groot Markt), a central square surrounded by grand gothic looking buildings. I would call it the heart of tourist Brussels as all the streets and alleys in the vicinity are full of shops peddling souvenirs, chips, waffles, and chocolates. It was a bit touristy and crowded, but refreshing to see somewhat reasonably priced cafes competing through their daily menus (under 20 euros!) on signboards. Though significantly cheaper than Bruges, I still wasn’t about to spring for a fancy dinner, but it was nice to see nonetheless and planted some seeds in my mind.

One corner of the plaza

Coming across a supermarket, I popped in to buy a big bottle of mineral water, a baguette, and some cheese. I carried those back to the hostel and finished off the last of my olives and pesto in a hearty calorie packed dinner. Though it was still light out, I just hung out in the room for a bit until I was ready to sleep.


Hostel (2 nights)38 EUR
Groceries3.59 EUR
Total: 41.59 EUR
(324.4 RMB)
(USD 46.75)

Running Total: 20593.4 RMB (USD 2967.92)
Daily Average: 374.4 RMB (USD 53.96)

Get Ghent

Volume 2, Day 53-54

The mysterious roommate woke up at the crack of dawn, packed silently and left, as if it was a normal thing to only spend the hours of 12-7am in a hostel. Of course, the worse part, which I failed to mention previously is that the windows had been shut all night. The room has a tendency to get really stuffy and the air quality is downright bad. But, if the windows remain open, the loud conversations of the all hours bar immediately below waft in as if on a PA system. That’s why I carry earplugs, but the sleeping figure got to determine the standard without discussion.

Since it wasn’t raining any more and even looked like the streets had dried out a bit, I decided to get in a morning run — a 9 km route circling the city via the main waterways. It was good and the other couple had also checked out by the time I returned from the exercise. I showered, packed up, and was eager to get out of the room and somewhere else.

I dragged my suitcase over to a bus stop and rode to the same train station I had passed on my morning jog. It took longer to wait for and ride a bus than it would have been to just walk (with a backpack), but such are the tradeoffs for this giant suitcase. I had to queue at the ticket window in order to buy a train ticket in cash, but I was pleasantly surprised by the reasonableness of the price (6.6 euros, no extra charges). There was a train about once an hour and I decided to wait for the next train and get a coffee.

It was a pleasant ride to Gent-Sint-Pieter on the local train. The train was clean and I had an entire car to myself. The station looked unfinished as I got off the train and the area in front of the station was somewhat deserted. It was also surprisingly chilly. I had been researching the costs/benefits of springing for a Ghent City Pass in order to see a couple of the sights and get free rides on buses/trams, but I couldn’t find a tourist information point anywhere in or near the station. So, I simply followed the directions of Google Maps and waited for the bus which would drop me off about a block away from my target hostel on the opposite side of the city (again!). It was also 3 euros for a fair short bus ride.

I was dropped much closer than I expected and found the hostel to be very nice. The owner was full of tips and after lugging my suitcase up two flights of narrow stairs, I found a spacious, clean, modern looking 6-bed dorm with a fire escape/balcony. After chatting a few minutes with my Indonesian roommate, who was also helping out at the hostel, I popped over to a supermarket to grab some lunch, including some snacks and a cold beer.

I ate, took a nap, had a coffee and a snack, then finally got ready to go out exploring the city.

Disneyland

It was the last day of a 10-day long festival that is held every summer. It is apparently a big deal, with the entire city center being included in the festival. I set off to explore and saw more things than I can describe, but overall it reminded me of the Carnival of Cultures in Berlin. There were stages of various sizes scattered about town with live music, squares converted into dance floors, food trucks selling overpriced junk food outnumbered by beer sellers 4-1 using “regional” refillable glasses (i.e. have to return to the right part of town to get deposit on glass back). All the bars and street side cafes were packed to the rafters while street performers squatted on every corner and one plaza was turned into a full-on carnival with bumper cars and other amusement park rides. I poked my head into a Carrefour Express next to the carnival and saw that their fridge was understocked and overpriced.

I popped into a church to find it converted into a beer hall with a “Last Supper” platter of bar snacks. The alcoves of the church were filled with grotesque sculptures juxtaposed with objects of worship through a separate ongoing art exhibit.

“Church,” by Guillermo del Toro

In another corner of town, I took a turn and found myself in front of a medieval castle and another plaza with a stage of music. I ducked into a corner store to get some liquid courage to get me through this nightmarish acid trip of a festival. Along a major canal, I found what I would call the main stage 30 ft tall scaffolding with big screens, a narrow band of a mosh pit between the stage and the canal with a bar area opposite the canal.

As interesting as the festival was, I definitely needed to get in touch with some other people to make the experience more memorable. So, I pulled out Couchsurfing to check on who was available for the “Hangout” feature. It actually worked and I met up with one guy from Pakistan who lived in the outskirts of Ghent. After walking around a bit we camped out in front of the McDonald’s as one after another couchsurfer coalesced into a group. It took a while and there were a few aimless loops around to kill time as people made their way to the rendezvous point. The whole process was quite torturous as I had finished my beer and was tapping my foot to get another one.

Eventually, the group was complete and I wasn’t the only person down to get a drink. We worked our way from Nachtwinkel (Night Shop, a.k.a. Belgium’s version of convenience stores) grabbing their overpriced (but still more affordable than from the stalls) drinks. It was a motley group covering a few continents and much of the time was spent making introductions and coordinating with more people joining in. One of the girls, a recent PhD graduate, was hungry and we spent a while looking for food, even once going into a church that was converted into a food court. The food prices were still unreasonably and I was grateful for my late and filling lunch.

They only come out at night

Altogether, there were three people locally based, but all transplants from different countries and four proper travelers (myself included). That local knowledge was useful in knowing where the next nachtwinkel would be, but we did spring for a drink at a proper cafe once so that we could sit down a while.

Lights, Canal, Stage

The group split up as some people wanted to stay for a circus-like musical performance at one stage, while the “place to be” at that hour was a different stage. After going to the canal-side stage, I realized I had hit my limits on beer as a glass of beer was placed into my hands. After downing it quickly, I slipped away to get a big bottle of water and something more energetic to keep the party going. I was barely paying attention to the performance, but noting the time, I reminded our diminutive tour guide of the mardi gras party. It was a mardi gras experience with an effectively naked master of ceremonies standing on a stage tossing beads out into the crowd while shouting “show us your titties” into the mike. We seemed to have missed the most of it, and my age was catching up with me. When one later member of the group bowed out with the excuse of having to catch an early train the next day, I also peaced out and took a roundabout way back to the hostel.

The good thing about Ghent is that it is pretty small and difficult to get lost. I gave a wide birth to the park in the corner, closest to the hostel because that is supposedly where the late night DJs do their thing and I was ready to get out of the crowds.


Bus3
Starbucks3*
Train6.6
Bus3
Hostel (2 nights)54
Lunch11.39
Leffe brun (50cl)3.5
Leffe blond (50cl)3.5
Jupiler (50cl)2
IPA (25cl)3.8
Rum, coke, Evian12.9
Cherry coke1.5
Total:108.19 EUR
(843.9 RMB)
(USD 122.64)

Running Total: 20148.7 RMB (USD 2928.08)
Daily Average: 380.2 RMB (USD 55.25)

*The Starbucks was less than 3 euros, but I neglected to make a proper note of the cost

In Bruges

Volume 2, Day 52

My three roommates were up and packing at the crack of dawn leaving me with a room to myself to sleep in, if I so desired. There was no compelling reason to get up because the hostel didn’t have any common spaces to hang out or a tea kettle that I could use to make coffee. So, I just lounged in bed with my laptop.

One of dozens of UNESCO world heritage belfries in Belgium

The sky was gray and the weather report predicted a bit of rain in the morning and again in the evening. I eventually got myself out of bed to go wander around Bruges a bit and see the city in the daytime. By my research, I was on the fence about whether it would be worth getting a city pass and trying to cram all the museums and historic buildings into a day. My outdated travel book said the pass was cheaper than the main art museum and the bell tower, so I went to have a look at the museum.

It turns out Bruges has a case of tourism inflation with prices double those quoted in my guidebook. While I wouldn’t have minded paying 15 euros or so to see a dozen sites, the city pass was a whopping 28 euros with the Belfort and museum costing 12 euros a piece (12 euros to climb some stairs or see a handful of paintings). Insanity. Or, I guess I got a bit spoiled by London.

Canals

Abandoning the idea of doing any real sightseeing, I continued to stroll through the town keeping my eyes open for a cheap restaurant to eat in at some point and pricing supermarkets. I had the notion of making a picnic and watching the concert again in the evening.

I stumbled across a market on the west side of town and discovered a competitive industry of roasted chickens. Columns of chickens on rotisserie spits rotate high up in the air. After a quick stop at a coffee cart and a bakery cart to have my breakfast, I went to buy a chicken because I simply couldn’t pass up the offer. I carried my 1.2 kg chicken (!) and bag of roasted baby potatoes over to a yard in front of a church and sat down for a impromptu picnic lunch. I could barely finish half the chicken.

The elaborate edifices are the raison d’etre

I headed back to the hostel afterwards to wash up and take a nap. It was drizzling when I decided to head out again in the afternoon. It seemed to be pretty light, but as soon as I was in the streets the rain steadily grew in size. It was still a bit warm so I was without a rain jacket and I had abandoned my broken umbrella after Japan. I took refuge in a church which was no longer a church. The entrance way was full of a series of rainbow colored curtains with single words written on them. There was a giant swing hanging from the ceiling and a large pit where people threw paper airplanes. In one corner, there was a self-service cafe with a proper coffee machine. I helped myself and plopped a coin in the jar.

I sat for a while in this unique cafe and began to properly brainstorm some of the ideas that have been percolating in my head the past couple of weeks. I’m a bit frustrated with the language learning experiment because I can clearly see the inefficiencies in my methodology, but I lack the tools to learn better. This means I need to build my own system from scratch, and given my expertise and data in Chinese, I should design the system for that language.

Homeless Jesus — Belgian churches are socially conscious and artistic

The rain didn’t look like it would ever let up, but I needed to use the restroom so I made my way back to the hostel. It was pretty nice that I had a room to myself, so after getting out of my wet clothes, I settled back into bed and put a movie on. Since it didn’t seem like I would get to see much of Bruges in real life, I decided to rewatch “In Bruges.” It was brilliant and I would seriously suggest anyone just watch the movie and skip the city. All the sites are there in the film and presented much more artistically and with fewer tourists than the “real” experience.

Must be a famous moon, showed up three times in the movie

It was nearly 6pm and the rain was still steadily filling the air with threads of damp. I had maybe an hour before the shops would close, which presents an interesting question. What is better: Belgium where the shops are open every day but close at 7pm or Germany where the shops are closed on Sundays but normally stay open until 9 or 10 pm? Ever the optimist, I made a beeline for a more distant (but better stocked) Carrefour Express with the leftover chicken and picnic blanket in tow. I was pretty wet by the time I made it to the market where I picked up a salad and a couple bottles of refrigerated local beer.

Since it was out of the question to enjoy my meal al fresco, I went back to the hostel, squeezing my way through the packed downstairs bar to the back stairs to go upstairs. I didn’t relish the idea of eating in the room (call it a principle of mine), but luckily I still had the place to myself so I guess I could get away with it under the special circumstances. I sat on the unsafe window ledge watching a couple of Youtube videos during my meal, and after finishing my third and final beer, went and laid back down on bed with another movie.

Not long after the movie finished and when I was both congratulating myself on my good luck while thinking about going to sleep, two roommates showed up in the room. An Italian guy and a Turkish girl had had a rough couple of days, traveling without plans or arrangements and getting completely soaked in Brussels. They were very talkative and convinced me to go out with them for one beer–“the best beer in Belgium.”

It was a bit of an adventure, trying to find an open cafe at 11pm. The bars were still going strong, but that wasn’t what we were looking for. We also had to stop to take lots of photos and go track down Belgian fries first, but we had one beer at a cafe and got back a bit after midnight. There was someone sleeping in the room and I was absolutely perplexed as to how he managed to secretly check in when I had been in the room 80% of the day.


2 Pastries @ market1.8
Coffee @ market1.2
Chicken and potatoes12.58
Coffee @ “Magda Cafe”2
Salad and 3 beers10.28
Beer @ cafe5
Total:32.86 EUR
(256.3 RMB)
(USD 37.22)

Running Total: 19304.8 RMB (USD 2803.44)
Daily Average: 371.2 RMB (USD 53.91)

My Brexit

Volume 2, Day 51

I made a grocery run in the morning to try to finish off all my coins before I left England, but that was somewhat unsuccessful as I had 3.57 but remembered it as 3.6 while I was doing the math on different yogurts, protein bars, etc. After cancelling an item I was still stuck with a handful of coins that may be worthless soon.

After checking out, I should have plopped down in the lobby for a bit, especially as I had a number of tasks to do on my computer, but its hard to work in only ten minute increments and I was feeling anxious for my bus ride to the continent. So, I headed out into the slightly drizzly weather to catch the Circle Line around to Victoria (Coach) Station. While waiting for the Tube, I received a message from Flixbus saying that my bus would be delayed by an hour and a half. I kicked myself for not just hanging out five minutes to get that message.

I was still waiting for the subway when an announcement came over the intercom. The Circle Line was broken. Garrr…. It wasn’t a huge deal to reroute, but still an inconvenience. The coach station was a pretty good walk from the Underground and the bus port I needed was on the far other side of the station. All along the way, I had to dodge the swarming masses of people who don’t know how to either walk or get out of the way. Knowing I had a long wait in front of me, I found a spot by the wall and sat on my picnic blanket. It occurred to me that I had also forgotten to update my podcasts and let’s just say that the occasional Wi-Fi signal I could get from a bus throttled the connection at a few kbps. Eventually, I asked a girl sitting next to me to watch my suitcase a minute and I went over to the Starbucks to use their Wi-Fi.

I chatted with a girl a bit when I returned. She had landed in London yesterday from Columbia for a week long course. I’m still questioning what prompted her to pick Bruges for a 2 day excursion before the course properly began. When the bus finally arrived, we got separated in the boarding procedure, but she saved me a seat.

There is a law of nature that a long journey feels much longer if the outset is delayed. I swear we spent at least two hours in street traffic and only approached highway speeds when London was just a distant memory. It was a bit of a mystery to me how we were going to cross the channel on a bus, but all was revealed in time. The eurotunnel (aka channel tunnel aka chunnel) runs from near Dover to near Calais. It is solely a train tunnel, most famous for the Eurostar highspeed train connecting London and Paris, but most of the time there is a shuttle service moving cars, trucks, buses and more than 2 million pets to date.

At what looked like a shopping mall with tons of numbered parking lots surrounding a central building, the bus dropped us off to walk through passport control. We had an hour to kill and I wandered into the terminal containing duty free shops, fast food chains, and a band playing on the stage in the central food court. An information terminal showed that all “boarding groups” were delayed. I queued for a Starbucks and ended up with even more coins when I broke a 5 quid note.

Back on the bus, we drove 100 meters to a second passport control, which took slightly more time to pass than a quick swipe of the passport through the machine. We were technically entering France on British soil. The bus drove around the rail yard and followed the directed path onto a cargo train. In front of us were several RVs and other large passenger vehicles. The cars and semi trucks were loaded separately somewhere else. I cannot imagine trying to drive up onto a train car angling just perfectly not to scrape against the sides. It didn’t help the claustrophobia that we were a double decker bus.

En empty carriage

I think the vehicles were secured in place and plastic gates emerged from the walls to separate the train into compartments. After an nearly interminable wait, the whole apparatus began shaking gently and I can only presume we were off. The cargo train was lit gently and I exited the bus to have a look around and use the restroom at the far end of the train. The first and last cars are left empty and only used for loading/unloading traffic. I couldn’t make anything out through the small porthole windows, but we were rumbling our way under the English Channel.

The journey took about 30 minutes and we emerged in France straight onto a highway. Given the lateness of our bus, our driver was noticeably anxious and made an error at the scheduled stop in Lille (or wherever in France). We had to turn around and go back because we missed some people…though we didn’t actually. It was another 45 minutes to Bruges.

Bruges, or Brugge in Flemish (Dutch?), is the best preserved medieval town in Belgium. After getting dropped off, the Colombian girl and I passed through the train station to the city side. It was a bit of a tossup as to how to get to my hostel, on the other side of town. I wouldn’t mind walking 2 km, but not with luggage over cobblestones. My new friend had a much closer hostel, but we decided to try a bus which passed by both of our locations. Since she only had a 50, I spotted the bus fare.

The bus was so fast, I actually missed my stop and got off one later next to a canal where some kids were swimming from a platform. I did my best to carry my luggage over the bumpy streets around the corner and over a bridge to find my hostel–Charlie Rockets.

Instead of being a hostel with a bar, it was a bar with a hostel. A very popular and busy bar. It took some time to flag down an employee to get checked in and every time I went in or out, I would have to squeeze between packed tables of drinkers. I popped a look at the menu and was shocked. The beer prices were somewhat reasonable, but I wasn’t expecting to see pizzas and pastas going for 14-18 euros.

I guess I had been upgraded to a four-person dorm because I thought I had booked a 6-person. It was just as well because the price also magically increased by 2 euros from what was quoted online. The room was a bit cramped, but there was a private sink and the showers and toilets were just across the hall. Though the heat wave had passed, the interior rooms were still sauna levels of hot. I threw open the windows to try to cool the room down and changed into shorts to go out and have a look around town.

Reaching the first plaza (in front of the city hall), I saw a stage being set up and looking closely at the schedule, I was shocked to find that The Proclaimers were scheduled to play at 10pm with an opening act at 8:30. I needed a bit of food, but because of the bus delays, I missed the 7:30 pm closing time of the Carrefour Express. Checking out the menus of cafes, mains averaged in the 20s. Even the “immigrant” shops (Chinese, Indian, etc) were charging 10 euros for a simple meal. Everything was so expensive. I did find several gelato shops, which were comparatively cheap compared to London, so I ended up just eating ice cream for dinner. It was really good.

The Antler King

The opening act–The Antler King–was already playing by the time I found my way back to the stage. As it was not crowded, I worked my way up close to the stage. I liked the music. It was a duo which used loop machines to create complicated slightly psychadelic, mostly instrumental tunes. After they finished and some people left, I found myself right up front against the railings.

The Proclaimers were a lot of fun. Despite being solidly middle aged and conveying a real “dad” vibe, they brought their A-game. Their roadie was a real interesting character. He was the spitting image of Kurt Russel and while doing the initial setup, he would pull down the reading glasses he wore as a crown. During the show, I could see him quietly singing along while tuning guitars or otherwise prepping for the next song. He exhibited more “cool” than any of the actual band members.

The Proclaimers

Though I only know the one hit song (their show closer), I fulfilled my duty of being right up front by visibly rocking out. To my right, a red haired girl was also really into the music. Beyond her, there was a guy in glasses who just leaned against the railing, smoking cigarettes and looking profoundly bored. On my left, there was an older couple, the female half of which systemically pushed me out of my place by systematically dancing in my general direction.

After the show, I headed back to the hostel to find my three roommates snuggly tucked away in bed.


Sainsbury3.25 GBP
Starbucks1.95 GBP
Flixbus46.17 EUR
Bruges bus6 EUR
Hostel (2 nights)48 EUR
Gelato (4 scoops)5 EUR
Total:872.2 RMB
(USD 126.79)

Running Total: 19048.5 RMB (USD 2769)
Daily Average: 373.5 RMB (USD 54.29)

Antwerp

Volume 2, Day 35

I haven’t ridden a Flixbus in a week. All of my intra-Netherlands transport was accomplished by their train system. But now to leave the country I am back on the budget bus. I want to see Belgium, but I don’t have any time to explore the country as I have to rush to visit people in Luxembourg and France. However, due to the distance between Rotterdam and Luxembourg and the way bus routes work, it made more sense to stop over one night in Antwerp. The idea is that I can loop back around in a couple weeks to take a proper tour of Belgium and subject my liver to its 100s of varieties of beer.

My Flixbus was headed to Paris and fully packed, so packed in fact, that the driver had my sit in the copilot seat. He offered my a free soft drink or snack from the bus’ on board shop, but I felt like it was a bonus to sit up front. The border between the Netherlands and Belgium was basically invisible and I couldn’t see signs that there had ever been passport control along the highway. I really want to punch any Brexiters I meet because it is incomprehensible to me that any one can be against the seamless integration of the European states. Of course, the existence or lack of a border between the Netherlands and Belgium is a fairly artificial construct as the two countries have been unified at various points in history and Antwerp looks just like another Dutch town.

Overall, I like Antwerp, but I wouldn’t recommend anyone visit there for at least a year. It seems the entire city is under construction. Several of the top (free) tourist sites (e.g. cathedrals, castles, etc) are wrapped up in scaffolding, while subway construction on the major thoroughfare turns the central intersection into an unnavigable strip mine. My hostel was right up on the street with the construction, that oh so helpfully begins at 6 am. More inconvenient is the extra five minutes of walking time to get around the construction in order to go anywhere.

Though I arrived at the hostel just before noon, they were able to check me in early and let me drop my stuff in the room. The room is a bit cramped, but the hostel has an enormous kitchen and common space for people to cook, eat, meet, and mingle. This is also the first hostel I’ve seen with a properly installed key card security system. I always find it ridiculous to have to swipe a card to use the elevator when open stairs are right next to it, but ASH has an electronic lock on the stairwell.

My main tourism target for the day was the Plantin-Moretus Museum. Located in a old house/printing shop, the building itself is a UNESCO world heritage site. The house belonged to a family of 16th century book printers and many of the portraits in the drawing room were by none other than Peter Paul Rubens, a native to Antwerp. I highly recommend the museum which lends out a very thick booklet with information on each of the 30-40 rooms in the complex. The museum houses dozens of books printed in the 16th century and some of the oldest existing printing presses.

Because I had skipped breakfast and lunch, my stomach was starting to growl by the time I finished the museum. Having passed some waffle shops, I got onto the free city WiFi to look up recommended waffles, and found that the top choice was the same shop that had caught my eye. With a cup of mediocre coffee and a gooey chocolate coated waffle to power me, I did my best to meander through the old town, strolling along typical cobblestone lanes with old buildings and streetside cafes and random public art works. I’m taking my sweet time rambling about Europe, but its all blurring together anyways. How is it for people who visit 5 countries in 7 days? Do they see sharper contrasts between the cities?

The Sint Pauluskerk was open to visit and its good to be back in more Catholic areas. At least the tortured statues are interesting to look at. I headed to the shipping quarter next, and not quite inadvertently passed through the red light district, which made Amsterdam look like Disneyland. I was not expecting to see so many half naked women or casually sauntering Johns at 3pm and I turned on my tunnel vision to get out of there as quickly as possible without getting harassed.

Just on the other side of those two seedy blocks (appropriately named “Old Man Street”) was an inner harbor for small sailing boats and the Museum aan de Stroom. The building was artfully done with the same curved glass I saw in the Hamburg symphony hall. Similarly, though I didn’t buy a ticket for the exhibitions, the top floor is open to the public for a panorama view of the city.

I headed back to the hostel afterwards, passing by the University of Antwerp but not seeing anything of note. I grabbed a tote bag and almost immediately headed back out to take a quick tour of the diamond district. As advertised, there were Indian banks and Hasidic Jews. The scariest thing about the Holocaust is that it sort of succeeded. Will the Jewish population in Europe ever come close to what it once was? I see (and obviously one can’t really know by outward appearances) 100 Muslims for every Jew. And this is why the far right movement has gotten so much traction in recent years. After enjoying the fruits of Nazi imposed “ethnic cleansing” without any of the guilt for 50 post war years, Europeans who only paid lip service to diversity are now being confronted by a new visible other and the dormant xenophobia is awakening. It can happen again.

I grabbed a couple of classic Belgian beers (Leffe, Duvel, La Chouffe) from a Carrefoure Express (I must be getting closer to France) and sat in the astroturfed backyard of the hostel with a book. I only read the first two chapters of “The Big Sleep” before I got distracted by the chatting of backpackers. There was one solo British traveler in his late 20s who was quite the social butterfly and went about talking to everyone. My plan was to enjoy the beers, go find some French fries and have an early night. That is not what happened.

J, the Brit, gathered together a group of people to go out to a bar and I got shanghaied into that. Having finished four beers, I was let’s say easily persuadable. The plus side is I got to enjoy the evening sky, which after being thoroughly blanketed in somber gray clouds all day, opened up enough to catch the colorful display of the setting sun. We stopped at one bar/cafe, sitting outside. The prices were reasonable and I tried a local Antwerp beer (just so-so). After a shot of Jagermeister (ugh) and another round we moved to a bar which was doing karaoke. That was fun, though I wish the rest of the world could catch up to China on karaoke technology. I’m not a caveman, I don’t want to have to pore over a telephone book sized list of songs (sorted by year for the love of all that is holy!) and write down a code on a piece of paper. After karaoke, they went dancing and I went home.

I’m starting to think its pretty good that so many hostels are a bit anti-social, I don’t think I’d survive if I was having experiences like this every day. But, I am glad to have them every so often. The hangover the next day was worth it to stand on a stage and belt out a tune.


Flixbus7.07
Hostel151 RMB
Plantin-Moretus Museum8
Waffle and Coffee4
Beers and mini-sausages7.94
Lidl (cheese, crackers, beer)4.34
Round at bar15
Total:512.5 RMB
(USD 74.51)

Running Total: 12940.2 RMB (USD 1881.25)
Daily Average: 369.7 RMB (USD 53.75)